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Funny Jokes for Kids: Generate a Kid-Friendly Joke Card

Looking for a funny joke for kids? Press the button and HaHaBill will make a kid-friendly joke card you can download or share. Generate as many as you like, or check out a few example cards below.

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Funny Joke Card Examples for Kids

Here are a few examples of the funny joke cards kids can make with HaHaBill. Generate your own above, then download or share it.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?

Frostbite.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What does a panda ghost like to eat?

Bam-BOO!

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Arrrrrrrrrrt.

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Because he was the teacher's pet!

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger... then it hit me.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired! (too tired)

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious.

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